I’ve stupidly upset my winter guest.
Blocking the escape route back to her tiny corner hole.
Making her jump about arse over tit on her web.
She was not at all pleased. Very put out to be put upon (and poked with a pencil)
Couldn’t wait to get away from the disgraceful ignomy I was putting her through. Danced down my arm, abseiled smartly down the wall – and legged it sharpish.
Possibly never to be seen again.
Goodbye Henrietta winda spida. Come back again next winter!