What is this strange lady up to?
Where on earth is she?
Has she been deposited onto a load of gravelly shingle in error?
Has she become totally inert by choice or as a result of peculiar circumstance?
Is she prone to lapses in cognitive functioning?
Will she be able to ever get up and walk again?
Is she auditioning for a lie-down part in a Samuel Beckett play?
Has she fallen to earth from the Planet Blog?
Is she still breathing?
Is she, er, enjoying herself?
Answers on a postcard to:
The Strange Sightings Project,
Avoiding the Jetski’s
Near to the Mermaids