Numerous wondrous creatures were concieved by the ‘Beast from the East’ this weekend.
A most motley medley of snow spawn.
This Faun was laid low by the pale white afternoon sun
It looked at me, yawned, stroked its goatee beard, then gave me the cold shoulder.
This Siberian Snow-Snake was slipped out, stone-cold, from under a blue bush.
It lay perfectly, powerfully, still.
I had to creep by imitating the silence of a snowflake.
I almost stepped upon this nesting Ice-Owl. It had 3 little owlets (or icelets) frozen solid inside its frosty feathers.
Its cavernous eyes stared at me with icy disdain.
I dared not stare back.
Of course whenever and wherever you go for a walk there’s bound to be
a doggie yelping and yapping towards you
Sure enough, a dog leapt out from a hedge
The infamous Snooowdle
This one had just done a snowpoop.
Fortunately theres no need to pick it up.
Unlike the little shits done by corporeal canines
A snoowdles poo is odourless and entirely harmless.
And, thankfully, it’ll have melted into thin air by tomorrow.
(the poo – and the snoowdle)