Down at the bottom of town a muscovy duck was roughly rogering his No 2 (mistress) His No 1 (mississ) was sat on the bank blankly watching.
Male ducks in general, and muscovys in particular, are brutally aggressive when mating.
No two ways about it, No 2 was going to have to submissively let herself be half drowned and allow this Mr Man do whatever he wanted.
And do her he did. For absolutely ages.
When it comes to rumpy pumpy it ain’t any fun being a female duck.
Words & Vid: Ian Nisbet